schoene guete morge fischchopf, lue dr tag faht a
      chlemm d'arschbacke zaemme u mach di dra
      die go z'bisse u z'buetle wo nid so wie du wei
      u nae la nis wider elei u figg di id's chnoi
      
      good morning fishhead, see the day is beginning
      squeeze your ass tight when you have to go to work
      keep small and keep tight what might losen up
      what isn't beautiful gets more beautiful when it's burned to the ground
      
      
      good morning fishhead, see the day is beginning
      squeeze your ass tight and get started
      to bite and bag those that don't do as you want
      and then leave us alone again and go fuck yourself
      
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      Patent Ochsner
      Wildbolz & Suesstrunk
      BMG Ariola 1998
      
The average Swiss employee works 42 hours per week and gets 20 days of vacation per year. The GDP per capita is $31100. The most common cause of death is heart disease.
      The words "Patent Ochsner" can be found on most
      garbage cans in Switzerland, produced
      (and obviously patented) by a locally well-known company,
      Ochsner AG.
      Hence, calling an idea, concept or system "Patent Ochsner" means
      associating it with garbage. ;)